Runion

The act of sneeking up behind a friend/enemy and inserting their underwear/pants through their anus by use of your middle finger.

Wow, I think Pauly's feet almost came off the ground when Robin gave him a Runion!

by Troy5118 December 5, 2006

Runion

1. An extraordinarily large male member.

2. A lightweight, in regards to alcoholic capacity.

"Check out the Runion on that guy!"

"Guy was trashed after two Mike's Hard Lemonades... what a Runion!"

by atomicdonkey August 25, 2003

Runion

A Norwegian Lumberjack. Usually the largest and the heartiest of the lumberjacks. A Runion can grow in excess of 8 feet tall and have been known to be among the manliest men to have ever walked the face of the planet. Runions have a fierce hatred and fear of onions… thus spawning the term “An onion a day keeps the Runion away.”

An onion a day keeps the Runion away.

Dead serious.

by Mologan November 5, 2009

RUNION

A runion is an friend of your enemy, but not your enemy.

"See Joe over there?"

He's Brenda's runion - stay clear..

by Birdymckee November 15, 2022