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Rumkay
Rumkays are a special type of Farmer, they are used to make disproportionately large and inefficient farms. Often lacking basic motor functions and their IQ usually doesn't reach 80. They tend to be temperamental and only live in rural areas. Also, DO NOT TOUCH THEIR FARMS! They are notoriously protective of their farms.
rumka
rumka by SilverWolf September 14, 2008
rumkle
A term for masturbation. A reference to the Californication character, Charlie Rumkle, who was terminated from his place of employment for masturbating at his desk. A lot.
Verb: the act of masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.
Noun: The term used to describe masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.
Verb: the act of masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.
Noun: The term used to describe masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.
rumkin
Below a lump of shit
Rumkin
Similar to a blumpkin, but instead of a blowjob, a rimjob is performed on an individual as they are defecating
"Ben told me his girlfriend tried to give him a blumpkin, but he couldn't get it up, so he settled for a rumkin instead."
Rumkin by I Love Rumkins July 19, 2018
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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