Rumkays are a special type of Farmer, they are used to make disproportionately large and inefficient farms. Often lacking basic motor functions and their IQ usually doesn't reach 80. They tend to be temperamental and only live in rural areas. Also, DO NOT TOUCH THEIR FARMS! They are notoriously protective of their farms.
A term for masturbation. A reference to the Californication character, Charlie Rumkle, who was terminated from his place of employment for masturbating at his desk. A lot.
Verb: the act of masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.
Noun: The term used to describe masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.
Verb Use: "Go ahead, I'll join you after I knock off a quick rumkle."
Noun Use: "Werner will join us in a few minutes. He's squeezing in a quick rumkle back at the office first."