Rumk

*(Room-Ick)* The end part of the sock by thr toes where you normally pull.

*The rumk of my sock is torn*

by Rumky February 8, 2024

Rumkay

Rumkays are a special type of Farmer, they are used to make disproportionately large and inefficient farms. Often lacking basic motor functions and their IQ usually doesn't reach 80. They tend to be temperamental and only live in rural areas. Also, DO NOT TOUCH THEIR FARMS! They are notoriously protective of their farms.

Jesus! Did you see that Rumkay?
He looked off his nugget!

by Upsetace June 6, 2017

rumka

(pronounced: ruhm-kuh) a delicious concoction consisting of 50% rum and 50% vodka

Last night, we drank rumka and got smashed.

by SilverWolf September 14, 2008

rumkle

A term for masturbation. A reference to the Californication character, Charlie Rumkle, who was terminated from his place of employment for masturbating at his desk. A lot.

Verb: the act of masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.

Noun: The term used to describe masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.

Verb Use: "Go ahead, I'll join you after I knock off a quick rumkle."

Noun Use: "Werner will join us in a few minutes. He's squeezing in a quick rumkle back at the office first."

by donnyblue April 13, 2009

rumkin

Below a lump of shit

A pill of dog shit below that someone that is completely useless.. That person is a rumkin..

by Beer me October 28, 2013

Rumkin

Similar to a blumpkin, but instead of a blowjob, a rimjob is performed on an individual as they are defecating

"Ben told me his girlfriend tried to give him a blumpkin, but he couldn't get it up, so he settled for a rumkin instead."

by I Love Rumkins July 19, 2018

Rumki

Goddess. Someone who is the personification of perfection. An adorable entity with beauty like none other.

She is such a Rumki. I would die for her.

by AdlfDrplr November 22, 2021