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Rumkays are a special type of Farmer, they are used to make disproportionately large and inefficient farms. Often lacking basic motor functions and their IQ usually doesn't reach 80. They tend to be temperamental and only live in rural areas. Also, DO NOT TOUCH THEIR FARMS! They are notoriously protective of their farms.
Jesus! Did you see that Rumkay?
He looked off his nugget!
Rumkay by Upsetace June 6, 2017
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Rumki rumkin Rumk rumka Rumkay rumkle
(pronounced: ruhm-kuh) a delicious concoction consisting of 50% rum and 50% vodka
Last night, we drank rumka and got smashed.
rumka by SilverWolf September 14, 2008
A term for masturbation. A reference to the Californication character, Charlie Rumkle, who was terminated from his place of employment for masturbating at his desk. A lot.

Verb: the act of masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.

Noun: The term used to describe masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.

Verb Use: "Go ahead, I'll join you after I knock off a quick rumkle."

Noun Use: "Werner will join us in a few minutes. He's squeezing in a quick rumkle back at the office first."
rumkle by donnyblue April 13, 2009
Below a lump of shit
A pill of dog shit below that someone that is completely useless.. That person is a rumkin..
rumkin by Beer me October 28, 2013
Similar to a blumpkin, but instead of a blowjob, a rimjob is performed on an individual as they are defecating
"Ben told me his girlfriend tried to give him a blumpkin, but he couldn't get it up, so he settled for a rumkin instead."
Rumkin by I Love Rumkins July 19, 2018
Goddess. Someone who is the personification of perfection. An adorable entity with beauty like none other.
She is such a Rumki. I would die for her.
Rumki by AdlfDrplr November 22, 2021