rumkle

A term for masturbation. A reference to the Californication character, Charlie Rumkle, who was terminated from his place of employment for masturbating at his desk. A lot.

Verb: the act of masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.

Noun: The term used to describe masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.

Verb Use: "Go ahead, I'll join you after I knock off a quick rumkle."

Noun Use: "Werner will join us in a few minutes. He's squeezing in a quick rumkle back at the office first."

rumkle by donnyblue April 13, 2009

Rumble Roses 

Rumble Roses is an all-female wrestling game from Konami, which takes the WWE Smackdown gameplay engine, and basically, cashes in on a Konami protocol pertaining to the overall beauty of gorgeous female characters.

Rumble Roses received horrific reviews, but fuck them I say. Rumble Roses is pure cheesecake. With 10,000 polygons per character (each of whom are cute, hot, or beautiful, depending on your perspective), loads of secrets, and the best wrestling engine in the business, you really could do worse.

"Dixie Clemets is my favorite rose. -^-^- But so is Bloody Shadow, 'cause I have a thing for female ninjas.....ahh, I can't make up my mind, once again...^.^ "
-me

Rumble Roses by Dave December 28, 2004

Rumbleweed 

A "Rumbleweed" is what martial artists, particularly Brazilian Jiu-jitsu practitioners will recognize as a random hairball that goes rolling-by, like a tumbleweed, during training. The "Rumbleweed," is the accumulation of everyone's hair, from grappling "rumbling." And, somehow, it always ends-up in a ball, rolling around the mats.

"I don't think Professor swept the mats. That's the third "Rumbleweed," I've seen today!" "Hey, there goes a "Rumbleweed!"

Rumbleweed by Valhalla MMA May 3, 2019

rumplepumpkin 

a term of endearment for a mischievous female partner. a kind, caring, attractive rascal

see that erica? shes my rumplepumpkin

rumplepumpkin by rascal1983 March 18, 2013

ravioli rumbles 

ravioli rumbles is when you have the deep unrelenting need to have some ravioli. preferably chef Boyardee

Dave: What do you want for dinner tonight John?
John: I think I have the ravioli rumbles
Dave: I'll get the chef Boyardee

ravioli rumbles by chef boyardeehycbgerjetyjetyj7 February 24, 2017

Rumpleblumkin 

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit and screaming the 'givers' name backwards during climax.

Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.

During the party we heard big Bob screaming Sudlob and we knew he was receiving a Rumpleblumkin from Boldus.

Rumpleblumkin by GBblumkins November 14, 2011

Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.

My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!

Rumplestilts Simpson by Foreskin Master July 25, 2022