Ruler Rule

An advantage that teachers use mostly during schools dances or after school. Used when a teacher slaps a ruler onto their hand around other students as if to say "At least one foot between each other".

Guy 1: "Hey dude, that teacher used the ruler rule on me and that girl over there."
Guy 2: "I feel bad for you, now you can't get sexually close to her."

by ZeroMaxii August 15, 2019

Ruler of the rulers

Some kid who has too many rulers and everyone needs to borrow rulers from him in geometry class.

Kid: Yo can I borrow a ruler?
Ruler of the rulers: Sure y not lmao.

by ReeeeeMeister666Except420 November 1, 2018

Rule 9006 (Golden Rule)

Rule 9006 - The rule that invalidates one other rule per argument.

Girl - "I just watched Fight Club Last night!"
Boy - "Rule 1"
Girl - "Rule 9006 (Golden Rule) ."

by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

New Rule of Thumb

The new rule of thumb is the publicly sanctioned male violence against women that do not comply with the current ideology. The Biden administration has exacerbated this by claiming attacks on certain groups.

Swimmer Riley Gaines just got assaulted by a male for speaking up about women’s rights. This day and age, the new rule of thumb allows males to beat women for speaking.

by Le11223344 April 7, 2023

Rule of Oprah

A rule that simply states that if the opportunity to consensually fornicate with a woman of utmost clout (e.g., Oprah) comes along, it is your civic duty to do so.

Nate: Dude…Janet Reno…Would ya?

Corey: Well, I guess I kinda have to since she’s technically Rule of Oprah.

by MasturNater December 17, 2021

Rule 169

Rule 169

If it exists, there is a horror story or creepypasta made of it.

Alex: I love butterflies! ^-^

Vy: Geez I guess you haven't seen the Attack of the Eye Eating Butterflies yet...

Alex: Wtf that's a thing?!

Vy: Rule 169 dude...

by Vy8 September 7, 2019

Rule 72

If a song exists, there's a megalovania version of it.

Wow, that would make some good Rule 72.

by El Jahaney Boi November 11, 2019