When a man takes an old wooden ruler, and smacks his girl on the ass such that the protruding/indented inch marks on the ruler are imprinted to the girl's ass. Then the man measure's his cock on the ass imprint (before fucking the girl) while she looks in a mirror, so she can see exactly how much she's going to get and prepare accordingly.
Use in a sentence: She asked me how big I was and I replied, "bend over and I'll give you The Ruler."
by stikya July 25, 2011
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Some kid who has too many rulers and everyone needs to borrow rulers from him in geometry class.
Kid: Yo can I borrow a ruler?
Ruler of the rulers: Sure y not lmao.
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That old bitch from the new Halloween movie has a ruler in every scene
by Cluis6714 October 14, 2018
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A foreign object one sticks up anothers ass when he/she is mad. Also used for measurement in few cases.
Don't make me get the ruler!
by Mr_Chuckles July 31, 2003
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Ruler has to definitions:

1; Someone who rules others, like aking, queen, prince, government, ect

2; A flat stick that is used for measuring commonly in cms and inches.
Mrs. Lolleio told us to measure our hand length with our brand new ruler. (s)
by Kitten Lover October 12, 2009
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