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Jordan Rudess 

Formally trained keyboardist for the progressive metal band Dream Theater. He is also a Julliard alumnus, who has also played with the Dixie Dregs and Liquid Tension Experiment.
Jordan Rudess is perhaps the best keyboardist I've heard since Keith Emerson.
Jordan Rudess by Jack Bond August 6, 2006

rude ass titties 

Damn, that chick's got some rude, RUDE ass titties!
rude ass titties by chucho October 3, 2006

rude-ass 

especially rude or mean; having a bad attitude
She is such a rude-ass
rude-ass by Steffi Hartley September 1, 2008
A full force woman who can be glamorous and down right evil as a matter of course in plainly stating facts or eliminating contrived obstacles but forth by interlopers and busybody petty players in a social setting of certain value and long term affectation.

A woman who has earned the right to discount attitude and interruption in order to complete her tasks as an authority in a particular assigned role or series of responsibilities.
That rudessa put down the opposition as though they were rank amateurs.
rudessa by thee radical eclectic September 9, 2006

rude ass hoe

The appropriate name for someone who ignores your messages even though you know for sure that they have seen it.
I know Jeff saw my message, but he isn't replying. He's such a rude ass hoe.
rude ass hoe by pvrismore January 26, 2017
Verb: To add something extraneous and unnecessary to a piece of music, typically a fragment of a well-known song or a 'circus' melody. Derived from Dream Theater keyboardist Jordan Rudess.

V. Rudessed
"I religiously keep track of what I'm writing so as to not Rudess it."

"As is typical, the instrumental section of "Endless Sacrifice" has been brutally Rudessed."
Rudess by JM '6:00' Francheteau September 8, 2008