rubdown

(noun) rubbing a female until she agrees to have sex with you. Starts with her shoulders, neck and back, but if you can get her undressed, progresses to rubbing her vulva.

Ron gave Briegetha a rubdown, beginning with her neck, shoulders, and back, progressing to rubbing the back of her legs thru her jeans, then eventually charming her down to her underpants. Next he moved from rubbing her inner thighs to massaging her vulva.

rubdown by Jake March 24, 2004

Rooftop Rubdown 

The act of engaging In the sexual act of giving or receiving a Hand Job on top of a Roof

Me and Sarah were hanging out and she was giving me a rooftop rubdown and then her dad saw us. It was so worth it

Rooftop Rubdown by Robert E. Horny February 7, 2017

Baked oil rubdown 

To receive a rubdown while baked or by someone who is baked.

With the surprise gift from the school counselor, Bill’s bird enjoyed a baked oil rubdown from a Melanie.

Baked oil rubdown by Tonka wood chuck November 26, 2020

Austrian Rubdown 

The act of ejaculating and defecating on another's back and massaging the contents into the others back with your scrotum.

John: Dude how far did you get?

Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!

John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!

Austrian Rubdown by KaminL,Nitsuku,StoneDeath,Fego August 9, 2010

Fresno Rubdown

The term used when an unsuspecting victim is rubbed with spices, followed by a slap in the face- with a sausage.

"I totally gave my roommate a Fresno Rubdown when he passed out last night"

Fresno Rubdown by ProfessorBeard June 11, 2009

Mississippi Rubdown 

The act of defecating in another's rectum by way of a funnel. Then having your own fecal matter splattered back onto your chest as your partner proceeds to rub there buttocks up and down.

I gave my girl a Mississippi Rubdown last night.

Mississippi Rubdown by Dale Weaver July 28, 2007

Catholic Rubdown 

The man (called the pizz) bends over a bed, with his pants down, while the woman (called the moose) takes 2 fingers and runs them up and down the crack of his buttocks. Penetration of the anus is not allowed.

Dude, Steph touched her very first pedu even though she would only give The Pizz the Catholic Rubdown, how wierd is that?

Catholic Rubdown by Chris Moschetti September 17, 2008