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Austrian Rubdown

The act of ejaculating and defecating on another's back and massaging the contents into the others back with your scrotum.

John: Dude how far did you get?

Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!

John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!

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