rubdown
(noun) rubbing a female until she agrees to have sex with you. Starts with her shoulders, neck and back, but if you can get her undressed, progresses to rubbing her vulva.
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Rooftop Rubdown
Me and Sarah were hanging out and she was giving me a rooftop rubdown and then her dad saw us. It was so worth it
Rooftop Rubdown by Robert E. Horny February 7, 2017
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Baked oil rubdown
With the surprise gift from the school counselor, Bill’s bird enjoyed a baked oil rubdown from a Melanie.
Baked oil rubdown by Tonka wood chuck November 26, 2020
Austrian Rubdown
The act of ejaculating and defecating on another's back and massaging the contents into the others back with your scrotum.
John: Dude how far did you get?
Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!
John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!
Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!
John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!
Austrian Rubdown by KaminL,Nitsuku,StoneDeath,Fego August 9, 2010
Fresno Rubdown
The term used when an unsuspecting victim is rubbed with spices, followed by a slap in the face- with a sausage.
Fresno Rubdown by ProfessorBeard June 11, 2009
Mississippi Rubdown
The act of defecating in another's rectum by way of a funnel. Then having your own fecal matter splattered back onto your chest as your partner proceeds to rub there buttocks up and down.
Mississippi Rubdown by Dale Weaver July 28, 2007
Catholic Rubdown
The man (called the pizz) bends over a bed, with his pants down, while the woman (called the moose) takes 2 fingers and runs them up and down the crack of his buttocks. Penetration of the anus is not allowed.
Dude, Steph touched her very first pedu even though she would only give The Pizz the Catholic Rubdown, how wierd is that?
Catholic Rubdown by Chris Moschetti September 17, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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