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Round Tuuit 

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Noun. A round tuuit is a very useful piece of equipment for the office, workshop or home, which allows the posessor to tackle any number of tasks.

In fact, without a round tuuit, it's hard to get anything done.
A) When can you finish those schedules I need?

B) I'll do them when I get a round tuuit.
Round Tuuit by kilkrazy January 9, 2005
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Round Tuit 

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The rarest of Tuits available in the known universe, the Round Tuit is a true gem of an artifact, with an illustrious history. If you have located one, you must cherish and protect it, for its ethereal beauty cannot be properly articulated within the stringent limitations of the current languages of mere mortals. Blessed are those who hold a coveted Round Tuit, for they will never have to fall victim to the age-old adage "I will do (menial task) when I get around to it." Nay, for the holder of a Round Tuit shall be charmed with the ever-present ability to effortlessly and joyously conquer all things requiring doing: present, past, and future.
"I had been trying to finish a home renovation project for ages, but due to only having square and rectangle Tuits in my garage, I was unable to. Alas, I came across my cherished possession. Once I got a Round Tuit, the job was done before you could shake a stick. Now, nothing can stop me!"
Round Tuit by zaniac420 August 3, 2018

round tuit 

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Finally, finding the time to accomplish something.
Mary had postponed seeing SAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES because she was not in the mood for a violent movie. But with all of the talk in the office, she finally got a round tuit.
round tuit by Richard Black March 11, 2005

Round tuitt 

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A small round trinket which should be given to a person who whenever asked to perform a task replies " yeah, when I get around to it". A great gift for a lazyemployee, petulant child, or a couch potato procrastinator.
Hey Mike ,I have a gift for you, its a round tuitt. Now you can take the trash out like I asked.

round-tuition 

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College expenses for procrastinators.
Some colleges allow you to wait till later to pay for your courses; perhaps this could be a standard "round-tuition" policy for alumni who did well in class.
round-tuition by QuacksO April 9, 2023

Round Tuit Folder 

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An imaginary folder (or even a real one) where ideas, recipes, projects, and tasks are placed with the intention of getting around to them eventually, but often end up accumulating indefinitely.

Derived from the phrase "I'll do it when I get a round tuit" (a play on "get around to it").
My Round Tuit Folder is bursting at the seams! I really need to start tackling some of those projects I've been putting off.
Round Tuit Folder by nexzed August 16, 2024
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