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Rootflage 

I need to Rootflage my hair
Rootflage by The law June 23, 2019

Rotulence 

The most vile, rotten and putrid flatulence that can be expelled from the human body. Rotulence is thick, pungent and engulfs all breathable air within the surrounding area. The odiferous stench can linger for extended periods and often clings to the inside of the nose. Rotulence is noted for its inherent ability to induce gagging and retching in the individuals that come into contact with the rancid gas.
Roger and several of his friends set out for a weekend road trip. The lunch stop at Taco Bell later proved to be an ill fated move when Carl blasted several rounds of a fiery bean burrito induced Rotulence. Roger was forced to pull to the side of the road, roll down the windows and allow everyone out of the car to obtain breathable air. They later drove to a nearby gas station allowing Carl the opportunity to eradicate his rancid bowels.
Rotulence by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015
To pull or uproot something with a constant pressure and a gentle jiggling motion.
"Just rootle that brick out of there"
rootle by Dan Hates You May 8, 2005

roofulicious 

adj. - Cool, awesome, etc.

A lamer way of saying the already-lame word "roofus". Usually used sarcastically.
Dude, that party was roofulicious.
roofulicious by mAtty W September 3, 2008
a combination of the internet abbrivation "rofl" and "lol"

or

the currency of a soviet nation which no longer exists anymore
"That Joke gave me the roofulz"

or

"I'll give you 40 roofulz for your daughter"
roofulz by Cyfrian January 14, 2008

rootlock 

this is when you fall for a woman after giving her the manroot. she gets a good grip and wont let you go, and you dont want to because youve been pussywhipped. If you get stuck in a rootlock for too long it can lead to rootrot.
My buddy kurt fell hard for this crazy cat and she put him in a rootlock, if my boy doesnt get out soon he'll get rootrot. its a damn shame.