Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.

Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....

Romancing the Stone by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

Romancing the Stone

romancing the stone

1) Masturbating

romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…

for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!

Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat

Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?

Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?

Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin

Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone

Romancing the Stone by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

Romancing the stone

When addicts try to justify their continued drug habit by emphasizing the highs but ignoring the destruction.

Janie got wasted, blew all the grocery money, pissed her pants and got thrown in custody but when she told me she was all roses, talk about romancing the stone.

Romancing the stone by Telmea Story December 16, 2018

Romancing the Brown Stone 

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

Romancing the Brown Stone by SanG121 June 4, 2023

Bromancing The Stone

When Bros congregate to smoke weed.

"Hey bro, you holding? I wanna bromance the stone."
-Bromancing The Stone

Bromancing The Stone by LiuKang January 2, 2010

Bromancing the stone

An affection of 2 homosexuals touching each others balls. Bromance explosion is just the climax. (Also can be 2 guys to afraid to admit they are gay and too scared to come out of the closet and lose their heterosexual friends.)

2 gay males in love with each other and bum poking. Bromance explosion is the act of ejaculating on each other. (Obviosly gay.) Using the word bromance leads to becoming gay. (Bromancing the stone, loving each others testicales)

Bromancing the stone by A guy that knows stuff July 8, 2010