Feathered Bouquet

Term for (hairy) female genitalia - anachronistic, originated in Northern England.

Oooh Barry, you do love sniffing me feathered bouquet!

by SanG121 June 04, 2023

Romancing the Brown Stone

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

by SanG121 June 04, 2023