Definitions by SanG121

Romancing the Brown Stone 

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

Romancing the Brown Stone by SanG121 June 4, 2023

Feathered Bouquet 

Term for (hairy) female genitalia - anachronistic, originated in Northern England.

Oooh Barry, you do love sniffing me feathered bouquet!

Feathered Bouquet by SanG121 June 4, 2023