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ROFFLESTOMP

To totally destroy an opponent who had no chance of winning. This is most used in PVP video games and usually pertains to a situation where through either numbers, gear or some other quantifiable aspect of the game the outcome was a foregone conclusion. Derives from the internet acronym ROFL to illustrate that the victor is "rolling on the floor laughing" while defeating his or her opponent.
"I went into Warsong Gulch last night and got rofflestomped by a premade with all Season 3 Gear."

ROFFLESTOMP by Montague2008 March 26, 2008
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Rofflestomp

A saying used by really 1337 gamers. When someone gets rofflestomped, you know they got pwnt pretty hard, AND it was funny. Used in Counter-Strike frequently.
*Guy gets rofflestomped*
D00d #1 "Lawl roffle he just got rofflestomped"
D00d #2 "Pwnt it was h4x t00"
Rofflestomp by CapnJazz1 December 9, 2008

Rofflestomp

When taking a shower somebody takes a poo and proceeds to shove it down the drain with your foot
The shower was fun when I rofflestomped
Rofflestomp by Rofflestomp October 21, 2017

roflstomp 

When playing a video game, the act of defeating another player so bad, it's down right humiliating. You have no other choice than to rofl at the fact that you stomped his ass.
Dude, did you see that rogue try to gank me while I was eating my sandwich? I trinketed that shit and 2 hit him. Bitch got roflstomped.
roflstomp by Yeg117 July 11, 2009

roflstomp 

The act of destroying/owning something in a video game. It is also very funny.
Dude i just roflstomped that guys face with mortal strike.

ROFLStomped

Steve got roflstomped by a large black man in a clown suit.
ROFLStomped by Colinm August 24, 2006

ROFLstomp 

To dominate someone to the point of embarrassment and shame, usually in a videogame. Derived from the popular acronym ROFL meaning extreme laughter and Stomp meaning an epic asswhupping.
"Dude, Evan totally just totally ROFLstomped that poor kid at Guitar Hero"

"Did those n00bs really just challenge us? They're in for the ROFLstomping of a liftime!"
ROFLstomp by xHOBOCOREx May 3, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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