gulch

the gagging sound exerted when a dick is shoved to far down the mouth.

I was getting a wicked blow job from this whore this morning and i grabbed the back of her hair and gulched the living shit out of her.

by w-body October 17, 2008

Gulch

A form of burp, which also accompanies a small amount of sick.

As it is a small amount, you generally swallow the sick, therefore you are 'gulching'

"Are you alright pal?"

"Yeah no worries, was just a gulch"

by GulchGirl123 May 18, 2014

gulch

To puke on your partner while having sex, and to lick it up.

-Ew, why did you puke on me?
-Im just gulching...

by tourettes1992 August 21, 2006

gulch

The area between the anus and the crotch. Usually rife with unkempt pubes.

I can't believe you've never shaved your gulch, that's terrible!

by lmnt July 4, 2004

Gulch

When she swallows a full load but mid way down burps. So throws the load back out.

Mate she gulched my whole nut back on to me

by AVeryTiredGirl April 16, 2022

gulch

Urban slang for "impressive."

When someone or something does something impressive, it is "gulch." It's like a verbal fist bump. A compliment often said about someone or something from humble origins. Also said sarcastically between two people from modest origins.

Gen X alum of Blossom Gulch (an elementary school in Oregon that schooled many of humble origins), began calling things "gulch" on Facebook as a nod to their origins and whatever was impressive now. Others soon followed.

Dude, that was gulch. Your truck is gulch.

by demiloca October 28, 2023

Gulch

To deepthroat to the point of projectile vomit

My girl can't hesitate to gulch me

by GulchMe August 26, 2024