Rockument

A Rockument is a document created for use in presentations or in an education setting that uses clear and honest language and also uses the no fucks given aesthetic of true Rock 'n' Roll -

e.g in a presentation: The use of clear and impactful images of real people, coupled with expressive language such as "fuck", "fucked", "fucking yes!" and comedic derivatives of profane language will automatically class a presentation or document as a "Rockument"

Addressing University staff about humanitarian projects - "We support artists and creative communities living in sites of war, revolution and conflict to build powerful networks, there is also TPG and basically we should totally do this because its fucking awesome" - Rockumentary

by DF1 July 14, 2015

hockumentary

A hockumentary is typically a Canadian phenomenon. The canadian penchant for the Hockey Documentary is legendary. Of course there are the typical documentary's about the big names, like Wayne Gretzky and Bobby Orr, but these are fairly pedestrian. Others border on fanantical, like "Life After Hockey" or "Shinny: The Hockey in All of Us".

Did you watch that Hockumentary this weekend?

by Richard Marken June 26, 2006

Cockumentary

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary

Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?

by VRH November 19, 2007

cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

Sockumentation

(noun) the act of putting something hard in a sock and hitting a customer with it because the did not read the documentation

This one did not read the manual. I need to provide some Sockumentation.

by DenUrandom May 4, 2020

mockumentary

n. A fictional film that is in the style of a documentary and pretends to be a documentary. A mock documentary.

The mockumentary "This is Spinal Tap" documents the fictional band Spinal Tap.

by unperson September 1, 2003

mockumentary

a film that has the look and feel of a television documentary, but with the irreverent humor and slapstick of a comedy, designed to "mock" the documentary or subject it features.

"Drop Dead Gorgeous," which ridicules a local Minnesota beauty pageant, is the illegitimate child of "This Is Spinal Tap" -- a weak link in the people-are-stupid tradition. In that it portrays a group of film students making a documentary about a local witch legend, "The Blair Witch Project" is not unlike those "the making of" movie documentaries with which subscribers to HBO and Showtime are all too familiar.

by William Dean A. Garner August 28, 2003