Robsturbate

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(verb): What the ladies do when looking at pictures/videos of Robert Pattinson.

M: *yerp*

Y: What are you doing?

M: erm, nothing.

Y: Don’t bother denying it. I know you were robsturbating again. I can see his picture right there. I can't believe you robsturbate in the living room. Did you at least have a robgasm?r

Robsturbate by rpattzlawyer November 5, 2009

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rasturbate

Through the use of an online tool, taking an image and blowing it up to be printed on individual pieces of paper that can then be pieced together to form a large picture.

I'm going to rasturbate a picture of the sky and tape it onto my ceiling.

rasturbate by the_kitkat August 3, 2006

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rossturbation

To masturbate in a changing room at Ross. Made up by Ross stolen by me and defined by Jett.

Jimmy loves to rossturbate in the changing rooms. He got kicked out and handed a note saying he could come back for rossturbation.

rossturbation by ShmowFace December 20, 2014

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resturbate

To relax by masturbating.

Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.

resturbate by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010

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Rosturbating

A term used while showing extreme pleasure in one's fantasy sports line-up. Originated in the FX show, The League.

Ruxin: Ohh, look at this board
Jenny: It looks good
Ruxin: Just look at my line up
(Grunts)(Moans)
Kevin: Can you stop rosturbating please?

Rosturbating by BrokeN! September 20, 2010

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Rosterbate

A term used in fantasy sports where one experiences excitement or joy when their players are stuffing the stat sheet.

Kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after Rondo dropped 20 dimes.

Rosterbate by Deezed Nuts February 1, 2016

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rosterbate

When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.

I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.

rosterbate by timmah55 November 7, 2010

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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