rossturbator

derogatory term used by jessica and erin to refer to me in my junior year of my high school career at the prison of kingwood high school

Rossturbator is looking at porn!

by ross March 5, 2004

rossturbator

1. Scrawny little good-for-nothing puke that looked at Russian babies online during Webmastery.
2. Cool kid.

Rossturbator! Spanky is coming, minimize that screen!

by Jessica March 7, 2004

rossturbation

To masturbate in a changing room at Ross. Made up by Ross stolen by me and defined by Jett.

Jimmy loves to rossturbate in the changing rooms. He got kicked out and handed a note saying he could come back for rossturbation.

by ShmowFace December 20, 2014

rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.

Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.

by acelticsfan November 17, 2010