rossturbator
derogatory term used by jessica and erin to refer to me in my junior year of my high school career at the prison of kingwood high school
rossturbator by ross March 5, 2004
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rossturbator
1. Scrawny little good-for-nothing puke that looked at Russian babies online during Webmastery.
2. Cool kid.
2. Cool kid.
rossturbator by Jessica March 7, 2004
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rossturbation
Jimmy loves to rossturbate in the changing rooms. He got kicked out and handed a note saying he could come back for rossturbation.
rossturbation by ShmowFace December 20, 2014
rosterbator
One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.
Jim: Hey Mark what's up?
Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.
Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!
Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.
Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!
Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
rosterbator by acelticsfan November 17, 2010
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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