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rubasturbate 

the combination of rubbing out and masturbating, which is to sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax. With males it involves using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth. Females usually use their fingers to rub around and enter the vaginal area. (credit to Jan)
Ryne, while laying on his bed, decided to rubasturbate while thinking of Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2.
rubasturbate by Dweller20198 May 20, 2010
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rasturbate 

Through the use of an online tool, taking an image and blowing it up to be printed on individual pieces of paper that can then be pieced together to form a large picture.
I'm going to rasturbate a picture of the sky and tape it onto my ceiling.
rasturbate by the_kitkat August 3, 2006
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Robsturbate 

(verb): What the ladies do when looking at pictures/videos of Robert Pattinson.
M: *yerp*

Y: What are you doing?

M: erm, nothing.

Y: Don’t bother denying it. I know you were robsturbating again. I can see his picture right there. I can't believe you robsturbate in the living room. Did you at least have a robgasm?r
Robsturbate by rpattzlawyer November 5, 2009

remasturbate

I had the most intense masturbation session today. It was amazing. I will definitely remasturate to it.

Do you ever remasturbate to your first circle jerk experience?
remasturbate by bateworld August 31, 2019

rasturbate 

Taking pictures of yourself jerking off and sending it to all of your friends and family.
Tim, you sick bastard, how could you rasturbate like that?
rasturbate by Liam, Bitches November 5, 2004

Rasturbate 

A term for smoking weed using a bong, cigarette or any other method. Derived from the Jamaican 'rasta'.
Joe: Damn I need a good rasturbate, got any weed?

Tim: Let's go rasturbate behind that shed.
Rasturbate by R dawg July 20, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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