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rubasturbate 

the combination of rubbing out and masturbating, which is to sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax. With males it involves using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth. Females usually use their fingers to rub around and enter the vaginal area. (credit to Jan)
Ryne, while laying on his bed, decided to rubasturbate while thinking of Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2.
rubasturbate by Dweller20198 May 20, 2010
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rasturbate 

Through the use of an online tool, taking an image and blowing it up to be printed on individual pieces of paper that can then be pieced together to form a large picture.
I'm going to rasturbate a picture of the sky and tape it onto my ceiling.
rasturbate by the_kitkat August 3, 2006
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Robsturbate 

(verb): What the ladies do when looking at pictures/videos of Robert Pattinson.
M: *yerp*

Y: What are you doing?

M: erm, nothing.

Y: Don’t bother denying it. I know you were robsturbating again. I can see his picture right there. I can't believe you robsturbate in the living room. Did you at least have a robgasm?r
Robsturbate by rpattzlawyer November 5, 2009

remasturbate

I had the most intense masturbation session today. It was amazing. I will definitely remasturate to it.

Do you ever remasturbate to your first circle jerk experience?
remasturbate by bateworld August 31, 2019

rasturbate 

Taking pictures of yourself jerking off and sending it to all of your friends and family.
Tim, you sick bastard, how could you rasturbate like that?
rasturbate by Liam, Bitches November 5, 2004

Rasturbate 

A term for smoking weed using a bong, cigarette or any other method. Derived from the Jamaican 'rasta'.
Joe: Damn I need a good rasturbate, got any weed?

Tim: Let's go rasturbate behind that shed.
Rasturbate by R dawg July 20, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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