obsturbate

One who observes closely "stalk" an attractive woman with the intention of rubbing one out in her honor. IE: Punching the Clown, riding the great white knuckler

Victim A reported that Candy Dan followd through with his threat to obsturbate, forcing the officer to fill out the restraining order. Candy Dan was already eyeballing his next obsturbating victim.....

by Candy Dan June 12, 2011

Robsturbate

(verb): What the ladies do when looking at pictures/videos of Robert Pattinson.

M: *yerp*

Y: What are you doing?

M: erm, nothing.

Y: Don’t bother denying it. I know you were robsturbating again. I can see his picture right there. I can't believe you robsturbate in the living room. Did you at least have a robgasm?r

by rpattzlawyer November 5, 2009

Obsturbation

The process of getting an unseemly, unexpected, or surprisingly potent thrill out of witnessing something.

I caught myself obsturbating while watching a fat lady breastfeed.

For him, a car show was a great opportunity for obsturbation.

by dervonmoerfi March 31, 2010

oopsturbate

To accidentally poop while masturbating.

"Good thing I was in the shower at the time, because I totally oopsturbated this morning!"

by BUC73 May 14, 2014

mobsturbate

a mob of people all masturbating at once

hey did you go to the mobsturbate carnival last night?

by boyguro February 19, 2017

obiturates

Sedative-type drugs dat are so powerful and dangerous dat they may "have da Achmed effect" if ingested --- i.e., they may "keel" you.

Lots of tranquilizers --- both legal and illegal --- are so "hazardous to your health" (think, all of da ongoing class-action lawsuits against Pfizer and other "Big Pharma" corporations) dat dey should probably be classed as "obiturates"!

by QuacksO January 30, 2023