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National Neil Roast Day 

Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?

National Roast Sam Day 

December 11th-

National roast Sam day. National roast Sam day occurs on the 11th of December where all the non Sam's get to roast Sam.
Example-

Person 1: fuck you Sam
Person 2:what???
Person 1: it's national roast Sam day you dolt

National Roast Gingers Day 

Roast ant ginger you know because it is your day to do it! Also, you can roast them whenever else you want to throughout the year
Ginger: “Hey, why are you roasting me?”
Me: “Cause it’s national roast gingers day today!”
Ginger: “oh, ok...”

national roast katie day 

Your a loser Katie. Oh it must be national roast Katie day

national roast meghan day 

On december 5th you get a chance to roast any Meghan you know and they have to accept it
Meghan looks like a shark

National roast Meghan day

Rainy Day Roast Beef

When it is raining and you take a roast beef sandwich and drip the juice into yo girls pussy and then drink it out of her.