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Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR) 

n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank
That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

masturbation rolodex 

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.
I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night
A fucking address book on a wheel.
I've got his number in my Rolodex.
Rolodex by Lord of the Ping July 26, 2007

Mental Rolodex

Something you "store" memories in when a friend has said something stupid or pointless.
That's great; I'll put that in my mental rolodex so I can blog about it later

rainbow rolodex

The list of token ethnic contacts that journalists keep just in case they want a racial representative to chime in.
"Hmm, you know, this article on Jersey Shore really needs a quote from a real Italian-American. Darn, I don't have one in my rainbow rolodex."

"Wait, if we're going to do a write-up on a post-racial America, we need to get a quote from a black dude. Check your rainbow rolodex."
rainbow rolodex by Philosophistry January 29, 2010

Mental Rolodex

A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.
A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.

NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
jackoff hook-up masturbate false encounter tinder-wishing
Mental Rolodex by TheRealSimonSays October 8, 2015
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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