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Nickname given to former clientele of a now-defunct bullshit jazz bar in Kitsilano famous for the aromas of stale urinal cakes and late-middle age desparation.

Rotards are recognized by their inablity to converse on subjects not related to themselves or to their now rat-infested opium den of a restaurant. They are also infamous for occupying other local watering holes and filling them with characters ranging from self-obsessed gambling addicts to sadistic ex-high school football coaches.

The only defence against Ro-tards is to form a defensive circle and stare unblinkingly at any program on the television above one's head.
Man: Hey woody, what's up.

Woody the Ro-tard: Me memememememememememememememememeRossinis!(hummed to the tune from Moulin Rouge)
Ro-tard by spinynorman May 4, 2011
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A Ro-Tard is a Robloxian or a ROBLOX character who loves to ask for free handouts, or promotions in groups especially!!
ROBLOX Probationary Firefighter 1: Hey Chief, can I haz some ROBUX!?

Chief: NO!

ROBLOX Probationary Firefighter 2: Hey Chief can I become Fire Chief!?

Chief: No you Ro-Tard earn it yourself!
Ro-Tard by AussieAus_RBLX December 19, 2018
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Being a Noob Who doesn't listen to reasoning and or makes lies to support his false beliefs, Specifically on Roblox.
Go away Ro-tard stop lying before I come to your house.
Ro-Tard by Roboblox November 8, 2019
A retard who plays Roblox

Used as a replacement for the word retard to bypass the Roblox chat filter.
"My team is full of rotards."
"coolboyJimmy223 is such a rotard."
rotard by Crimflare February 1, 2022
one that has no life and plays roblox with a screw driver in their pee hole/ skittles in their stanky cooch.
person 1: your such a rotard
person 2: shut the frick up i’m playing roblox(grabs the screwdriver).
rotard by frick butt January 12, 2019
Often used to describe a person who is obsessed with the Wankel design rotary engine, and usually Mazda RX7s in particular, to the point of total stupidity. In the mind of a hardcore rotard, teh RX7 is the finest automobile in modern history, and undoubtedly the best handling car evar. Most rotards will bristle and get quite defensive when confronted with factual issues relating to the fragility of their beloved engine, and will tend to make pointedly idiotic arguments to the contrary.
The rotard was quite humbled by the depressing task of pulling apex seal shards from his broken turbine impeller, and wondered if by removing them he was upsetting the perfect 50-50 weight distribution of his RX7.
rotard by Cock McBlocken July 7, 2004

rotarded 

Something that is rotated an undesirable amount around some axis.

Portmanteau of rotated and retarded.
FFS, this photo is rotarded. Haven't facebook heard of EXIF metadata?
rotarded by iddles December 28, 2010
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