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Nickname given to former clientele of a now-defunct bullshit jazz bar in Kitsilano famous for the aromas of stale urinal cakes and late-middle age desparation.

Rotards are recognized by their inablity to converse on subjects not related to themselves or to their now rat-infested opium den of a restaurant. They are also infamous for occupying other local watering holes and filling them with characters ranging from self-obsessed gambling addicts to sadistic ex-high school football coaches.

The only defence against Ro-tards is to form a defensive circle and stare unblinkingly at any program on the television above one's head.
Man: Hey woody, what's up.

Woody the Ro-tard: Me memememememememememememememememeRossinis!(hummed to the tune from Moulin Rouge)
Ro-tard by spinynorman May 4, 2011
Words you can keep
A Ro-Tard is a Robloxian or a ROBLOX character who loves to ask for free handouts, or promotions in groups especially!!
ROBLOX Probationary Firefighter 1: Hey Chief, can I haz some ROBUX!?

Chief: NO!

ROBLOX Probationary Firefighter 2: Hey Chief can I become Fire Chief!?

Chief: No you Ro-Tard earn it yourself!
Ro-Tard by AussieAus_RBLX December 19, 2018
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Being a Noob Who doesn't listen to reasoning and or makes lies to support his false beliefs, Specifically on Roblox.
Go away Ro-tard stop lying before I come to your house.
Ro-Tard by Roboblox November 8, 2019
A retard who plays Roblox

Used as a replacement for the word retard to bypass the Roblox chat filter.
"My team is full of rotards."
"coolboyJimmy223 is such a rotard."
rotard by Crimflare February 1, 2022
one that has no life and plays roblox with a screw driver in their pee hole/ skittles in their stanky cooch.
person 1: your such a rotard
person 2: shut the frick up i’m playing roblox(grabs the screwdriver).
rotard by frick butt January 12, 2019
Often used to describe a person who is obsessed with the Wankel design rotary engine, and usually Mazda RX7s in particular, to the point of total stupidity. In the mind of a hardcore rotard, teh RX7 is the finest automobile in modern history, and undoubtedly the best handling car evar. Most rotards will bristle and get quite defensive when confronted with factual issues relating to the fragility of their beloved engine, and will tend to make pointedly idiotic arguments to the contrary.
The rotard was quite humbled by the depressing task of pulling apex seal shards from his broken turbine impeller, and wondered if by removing them he was upsetting the perfect 50-50 weight distribution of his RX7.
rotard by Cock McBlocken July 7, 2004

rotarded 

Something that is rotated an undesirable amount around some axis.

Portmanteau of rotated and retarded.
FFS, this photo is rotarded. Haven't facebook heard of EXIF metadata?
rotarded by iddles December 28, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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