Risour 

The definition of ACTUAL TRUE LOVE.

person 1: OMG im sooo in loveeeeee
person 2: YAAS u 2 are literally risour

Risour by momo & el hee hee December 9, 2019

Subhuman Resources 

That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.

Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.

When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources

Subhuman Resources by lexicali slim September 8, 2010

resourciopath 

A combination of sociopath and hoarding. A person that collects an abundance of resources that they could never possibly need or use so that they can control, influence, and force power over other people that want those resources and have no other way of obtaining them.

Person 1: I hate billionaires. Who would ever need a billion dollars?
Person 2: Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, and Elon Musk all have over $100 billion. It's disgusting.
Person 1: They are resourciopaths for sure. I can't believe anyone thinks they are 'philanthropists.'

resourciopath by psilipijiphili June 23, 2021

Human Resources

Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.

That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.

Human Resources by NylonPimp January 16, 2017

Robot Resources 

1. What Human Resources will be called after we're all replaced by robots. HR will become RR.

2.The enabler of a new economic paradigm where we're all either sipping pina coladas on the beach, or shipped off to glue factories.

You got a problem with us, Elon? Take it up with RR (Robot Resources).

HR is totally useless. I look forward to the day it's replaced by Robot Resources. Even though that'll mean I'm out of a job I guess.

Robot Resources by denumb October 29, 2017

Cuban Resources

A department at a large company that oversees the advancement of Cubans and other hispanics at the expense of Caucasians.

Shaniqua from Cuban Resources suspended a white man for offending Marcal.

Cuban Resources by Jean Shepherd January 19, 2010

Human Resources

If a company is a house, then Human Resources is the septic tank; all the shit goes there. Human Resources, better known as HR, is the lowest place in a corporation's hierarchy, although they make themselves important by gaining the ability to control who works and who doesn't. To be a success in HR one must lose all trace of humanity and become a robot (becoming a whore is also advisable.) To paraphrase Willie Nelson,"mommas, dont let your babies grow up to be HR drones, don't let 'em be robots or whores or sluts, make 'em be robbers or car thieves and such....."

when i was a child, i thought like a child, but when i grew up and started working in Human Resources, i knew i had lost my soul, and to appease my new gods i fired my best friend, my girlfriend, my brother, an Iraqi war veteran with a silver star and a distinguished service cross, and the guy who saved me from drowning when i was a kid. what a good day's work!!

Human Resources by earpuller December 2, 2010