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Launch a democrat

Defecate. Take a dump. Drop the Obamas off at the pool.

After eating a huge lunch and drinking four cups of coffee, I definitely had to launch a democrat.

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Z list celebrity with no discernable talent other than having a closet on his screen door. See also Michael Ealy.

Who is that funny looking guy with a fruit fly in his car and assless chaps on? Shemar Moore!

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He has acquired approximately one-eighth of a Gibney's worth....

Gibney by NylonPimp May 31, 2017

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Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.

That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.

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