NylonPimp's definitions

shemar moore

Z list celebrity with no discernable talent other than having a closet on his screen door. See also Michael Ealy.

Who is that funny looking guy with a fruit fly in his car and assless chaps on? Shemar Moore!

by NylonPimp April 7, 2020

Gibney

A unit of measure of vaginal quantity.

He has acquired approximately one-eighth of a Gibney's worth....

by NylonPimp May 31, 2017

Human Resources

Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.

That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.

by NylonPimp January 16, 2017

Launch a democrat

Defecate. Take a dump. Drop the Obamas off at the pool.

After eating a huge lunch and drinking four cups of coffee, I definitely had to launch a democrat.

by NylonPimp August 21, 2025