Rippen

What you do when you lean too far back on a gravitron ride at a fair, and end up going through the canvas ceiling and be flung a block away before landing in someone's backyard.

He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him.

by Jeans6818 February 2, 2023

Rippen And The Tearin

1.) An action or concept carried out by horny old men at Hedonism!

2.) The act of persuing hot women.

Reporter: What keeps you comming back to Hedonism after 45 years?

Horny old white guy: The wild women, the wild women, the rippen and the tearin, the rippen and the tearin!

by JTBOSSHOSS85 May 13, 2011

rippin' on

Being mean to, judging.

I was Done with that Bitch when she started rippin' on me!!!!

by Starchylde January 2, 2015

Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.

That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.

by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016

ripped-snorter

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine

In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 27, 2012

ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.

Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

by MetroplexPrime96 July 14, 2018

Ripped a beast

To take a shit of monstrous proportions.

I had no choice, I ripped a beast in the waiting room bathroom.

by Hamper Hunter November 11, 2020