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A Riotto searches for knowledge in all places, but sometimes has difficulty expressing what they know. Riottos are true friends, and while book smart, are somehow the biggest dumbasses you will meet. Most Riottos hate peanut butter, and have an unreasonable fear of aliens, specifically ET.
Why are you reading a dictionary during lunch? Stop being a Riotto!
Yeah this Riotto always has nightmares that ET is at the bottom of his stairs...
Riotto by YzmaKnows November 3, 2020
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Risotto Nero 

The CEO of razor blades and all around BETTER than trish una
Risotto Nero by NOTRisottoNero September 16, 2020
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hillary rotton crotch clinton

Cross between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. Why? Because who knows where Bill's pecker has been.
Hillary Rotton Crotch Clinton losses in a landslide victory to the GOP.

rotton but never forgotten 

Something so bad it will always be remembered
That was so rotton but never forgotten, I will always know and remember

Risotto Nero 

A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, but was murdered by a weird ass lookin' prostitute who can erase time.
Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."
Risotto Nero by rutherfordium October 15, 2019

Risotto Nero 

big fat juicy horse cock

also the capo of la squadra de esecuzione
Risotto Nero is around 6'8 feet tall.
Risotto Nero by ExoNether September 15, 2020

Rotton Crotch 

Stank ass smelly hooker pussy dripping with festering STD's.
Joey Hash fucked some nasty rotton crotch last night and has a cold sore on his face now.