Riotto

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A Riotto searches for knowledge in all places, but sometimes has difficulty expressing what they know. Riottos are true friends, and while book smart, are somehow the biggest dumbasses you will meet. Most Riottos hate peanut butter, and have an unreasonable fear of aliens, specifically ET.

Why are you reading a dictionary during lunch? Stop being a Riotto!
Yeah this Riotto always has nightmares that ET is at the bottom of his stairs...

Riotto by YzmaKnows November 3, 2020

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Risotto Nero

The CEO of razor blades and all around BETTER than trish una

Risotto Nero: ”razor blades :)”

Risotto Nero by NOTRisottoNero September 16, 2020

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hillary rotton crotch clinton

Cross between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. Why? Because who knows where Bill's pecker has been.

Hillary Rotton Crotch Clinton losses in a landslide victory to the GOP.

hillary rotton crotch clinton by Osama Obama September 21, 2007

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rotton but never forgotten

Something so bad it will always be remembered

That was so rotton but never forgotten, I will always know and remember

rotton but never forgotten by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

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Risotto Nero

A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, but was murdered by a weird ass lookin' prostitute who can erase time.

Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."

Risotto Nero by rutherfordium October 15, 2019

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Risotto Nero

big fat juicy horse cock

also the capo of la squadra de esecuzione

Risotto Nero is around 6'8 feet tall.

Risotto Nero by ExoNether September 15, 2020

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Rotton Crotch

Stank ass smelly hooker pussy dripping with festering STD's.

Joey Hash fucked some nasty rotton crotch last night and has a cold sore on his face now.

Rotton Crotch by fingerbangyourasshole December 20, 2008

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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