risotto

gay for "rice"

Arnie: "heeeeya, ya'll want some risotto?"
Joe: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Caio: "Sure, I'll have some"

by jokkmokkmokk October 20, 2011

Risotto Nero

The CEO of razor blades and all around BETTER than trish una

Risotto Nero: ”razor blades :)”

by NOTRisottoNero September 17, 2020

Risotto Nero

A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, but was murdered by a weird ass lookin' prostitute who can erase time.

Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."

by rutherfordium October 16, 2019

Risotto Nero

big fat juicy horse cock

also the capo of la squadra de esecuzione

Risotto Nero is around 6'8 feet tall.

by ExoNether September 15, 2020

Risotto Nero

the head of la squadra and uses metal as a stando lol

Doppio: We found Risotto Nero!

Ris: *uses metal to attack Doppio*

by Jojofan29200 January 14, 2021

Backdoor Risotto

Deep hard anal with too much lube, wherein the lube mixes with the leftovers in your shit box, producing a soft, deer pellet like run-off that doesn't wait for him to finish raiding your fart factory.

He thought doing anal was sexy as hell, until she gifted his weiner with a hefty dose of backdoor risotto.

by alphasasha February 27, 2021

Risotto Nero

A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, who was murdered by a prostitute who can skip time.

Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."

by rutherfordium October 16, 2019