Arnie: "heeeeya, ya'll want some risotto?"
Joe: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Caio: "Sure, I'll have some"
by jokkmokkmokk October 20, 2011
The CEO of razor blades and all around BETTER than trish una
Risotto Nero: ”razor blades :)”
by NOTRisottoNero September 17, 2020
big fat juicy horse cock

also the capo of la squadra de esecuzione
Risotto Nero is around 6'8 feet tall.
by ExoNether September 15, 2020
A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, but was murdered by a weird ass lookin' prostitute who can erase time.
Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."
by rutherfordium October 16, 2019
the head of la squadra and uses metal as a stando lol
Doppio: We found Risotto Nero!

Ris: *uses metal to attack Doppio*
by Jojofan29200 January 14, 2021
Deep hard anal with too much lube, wherein the lube mixes with the leftovers in your shit box, producing a soft, deer pellet like run-off that doesn't wait for him to finish raiding your fart factory.
He thought doing anal was sexy as hell, until she gifted his weiner with a hefty dose of backdoor risotto.
by alphasasha February 27, 2021
A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, who was murdered by a prostitute who can skip time.
Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."
by rutherfordium October 16, 2019