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Arnie: "heeeeya, ya'll want some risotto?"
Joe: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Caio: "Sure, I'll have some"
risotto by jokkmokkmokk October 20, 2011
Words you can keep
Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: I want her risotto
Risotto by Ultrachad420 March 17, 2020
you
‘you’re just a bowl of risotto’
Risotto by TessaIsANicePerson July 11, 2022

Risotto Nero 

The CEO of razor blades and all around BETTER than trish una
Risotto Nero: ”razor blades :)”
Risotto Nero by NOTRisottoNero September 16, 2020

Risotto Nero 

A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, but was murdered by a weird ass lookin' prostitute who can erase time.
Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."
Risotto Nero by rutherfordium October 15, 2019

Risotto Nero 

big fat juicy horse cock

also the capo of la squadra de esecuzione
Risotto Nero is around 6'8 feet tall.
Risotto Nero by ExoNether September 15, 2020

Risotto Nero 

the head of la squadra and uses metal as a stando lol
Doppio: We found Risotto Nero!

Ris: *uses metal to attack Doppio*
Risotto Nero by Jojofan29200 January 14, 2021
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