Riotto

A Riotto searches for knowledge in all places, but sometimes has difficulty expressing what they know. Riottos are true friends, and while book smart, are somehow the biggest dumbasses you will meet. Most Riottos hate peanut butter, and have an unreasonable fear of aliens, specifically ET.

Why are you reading a dictionary during lunch? Stop being a Riotto!
Yeah this Riotto always has nightmares that ET is at the bottom of his stairs...