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1.) Someone who constantly asks for godlies in Murder Mystery 2, and begs for attention.

2.) Someone who says that they’re getting the gun, and blames weird noises on their neighbors.
Person 1 and Person 2: *Minding their own business*
Person 3: “Can I Pleaseeeee have an icebreaker?”
Person 1: “No.”
Person 3: “That’s it, I’m done. Im getting the gun.”
Person 2: “Dude, stop being such a Ringley”
Ringley by notplaytested February 16, 2022
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ringleader 

1. Owner, leader, or otherwise top of the ladder in an organization.

2. Title given out by moustachio Australian men with guns.
1. The don was the ringleader of the syndicate.

2. Now you! You're the ringleader! OOOHHSIVVAHOJJIHAHVAAHHAHWOOOOHHHH! Go get in the fridge! Go on now, get in back in the schools! You don't understand that, get back in the schools or they'll think you're summa my business you know what I... heh heh heh shhh heh.

GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!
ringleader by Oplem June 9, 2005
Shortening of the phrase "reason I'm single." Used to describe reasons why an awesome single girl thinks she can't get a boyfriend.
I puked while giving him a blowjob...ringle.

Woke up with an empty bag of Doritos and a hunk of cheese in my bed...ringle.

He saw my TiVo of all the Nora Roberts Lifetime movies...ringle.

Choosing Taco C over the guy in the bar...ringle.
Ringle by All the Ringle Ladies August 22, 2010
To be extremely high after smoking marijuana.
I'm fucking ringled!
ringled by Miss Lamb June 20, 2009
1. (of a NBA player or team) to have never won a championship as part of a team, and thus a championship ring.
2. Chris Paul
CP3 is ringless

ringletingle 

A word, first popularized by American rapper, Twi$t, Is used as a verb.
"ringletingle" Is the action of when a male simultaneously orgasms and poops at the same time.
Do you be ringletingling? Do you Ringletingle? I saw that video of that man ringletingling

the ringles 

The Beatles except every musician is Ringo
The ringles playing "The End:" The same drum beat throughout the song that begins to drown you anxiety
the ringles by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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