Oplem's definitions

interhump

Metaphorical. The action of humping over the internet, pertaining to cybersex or not.

"I love you sweetie!"
"I love you too!"
"*interhump*"
"wtf was that?"

by Oplem September 22, 2005

ringleader

1. Owner, leader, or otherwise top of the ladder in an organization.

2. Title given out by moustachio Australian men with guns.

1. The don was the ringleader of the syndicate.

2. Now you! You're the ringleader! OOOHHSIVVAHOJJIHAHVAAHHAHWOOOOHHHH! Go get in the fridge! Go on now, get in back in the schools! You don't understand that, get back in the schools or they'll think you're summa my business you know what I... heh heh heh shhh heh.

GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!

by Oplem June 9, 2005

I already had him

Previously defeated the person in question.

I already had him. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I ALREADY HAD HIM.

I don't think so.

Oh HEY C'MERE!

Okay I'll play...

by Oplem June 10, 2005

depression

Turn off Bright Eyes and stop moping on your LiveJournal. At least you're not in a third-world country where your life would actually suck.

"Wah, my parents hate me. I'm going to complain about it in my LiveJournal using the $1200 laptop they bought me."

by Oplem June 13, 2005

alter

Common misspelling of "later"

"Alright, I gotta go dude."
"alter."

by Oplem June 30, 2005

prwnvost

1) combination of "pwned" and "provost", this occurrs when you either make a fool of the provost of a university, or the provost of the university makes a fool of you.

2) see above, except with any higher ranked official.

1) "Man, the provost just totally didn't hold the elevator doors for me even though he knew I was coming."

"prwnvost."

2) "I just pwrnvosted the head of sales."

by Oplem April 8, 2005

I'm not gonna play

-Refusal to go along with something.

-Refusal to participate in an activity.

-What you say to a drunken sailor who challenges you to a duel of some kind.

"That's right, Billy, I'm back and I want YOU!"

"I'm not gonna play. Why not that guy?"

"Because I already had him. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I already had him!"

by Oplem April 25, 2005