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ringleader 

1. Owner, leader, or otherwise top of the ladder in an organization.

2. Title given out by moustachio Australian men with guns.
1. The don was the ringleader of the syndicate.

2. Now you! You're the ringleader! OOOHHSIVVAHOJJIHAHVAAHHAHWOOOOHHHH! Go get in the fridge! Go on now, get in back in the schools! You don't understand that, get back in the schools or they'll think you're summa my business you know what I... heh heh heh shhh heh.

GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!
ringleader by Oplem June 9, 2005
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Ringleader 

Person A becomes a "ringleader" when they are in a threesome that satisfies all of the following criteria:

1) Person B and Person C are the opposite gender of Person A.
2) Person B thinks they are Person A's significant other.
3) Person C thinks they are Person A's significant other.
4) Persons B and C do not discover that Person A has played them both. They do not know they are both being cheated on as a result of the threesome.

This is considered one of the most difficult things to do in the bedroom, or in life in general.
1: "You hear what Nathan did?"
2: "No... what?"
1: "Motherfucker pulled off the ringleader... I never thought it was possible..."
2: "Damn, he played those bitches."
Ringleader by tdug December 3, 2011

stoopid ringleader 

One of supreme being. A person who starts chaos and ENDS THE WORLD! One who causes havok, which causes others to follow.
*chaos created*

Person 1: WTF?!?!
Person 2: STOOPID RINGLEADER!!!
Stoopid Ringleader: muahahahhaa
stoopid ringleader by Heather September 18, 2004

ringbearer 

a girl who wears a purity ring. purity rings are vows to not have pre-maridal sex.
a: damn she's hot. i hope i get sex tonight.
b: bet you 5 bucks you won't.
a: why not?
b: she's a ringbearer, look at her left hand.
ringbearer by from January 3, 2007

Ring leader 

A person who gets people to do things that they wouldn't normally. A.K.A Kyle gustafson
He told his fellow employees not to attend meet and was accused of being the ring leader
Ring leader by Camacfr June 17, 2018
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