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ringoed
To be "uninvited" from a professional event due to malicious innuendo, misrepresentation, and outright lies based off of a fictional story you wrote, or fan fiction someone else wrote about you.
Called such because the most famous victim was John Ringo.
Called such because the most famous victim was John Ringo.
"Did you hear that ConCarolinas uninvited John Ringo because someone wrote some fan-fic about him being like a character he wrote?"
"Did you hear that Larry Corriea got Ringoed from a games convention because he was a White Supremist Rape Apologisist"
"Isn't he of various hispanic descent? And married to some of the same? And didn't he state that his prefered outcome for an attempted rape was two to the rapist's chest?"
"Yup. But that doesn't matter when you have a harpy screeching because he fisked her fiance a new orifice"
"Did you hear that Larry Corriea got Ringoed from a games convention because he was a White Supremist Rape Apologisist"
"Isn't he of various hispanic descent? And married to some of the same? And didn't he state that his prefered outcome for an attempted rape was two to the rapist's chest?"
"Yup. But that doesn't matter when you have a harpy screeching because he fisked her fiance a new orifice"
ringoed by Skua September June 6, 2018
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ringled • ringledangdorf • RingledMaple • Ringle Dingle • ringle • ringleader • Riggled • Ringless • rangled • Rangledick
red ringed
Slang for a broken xbox, taken from the "Red Ring of Death", where the ring of lights around the power button turn red, indicating the type of fault.
red ringed by j-cutter January 21, 2008
Rangledick
When a male has a heavily disfigured penis, whether by an accident or deformation at birth. It is a combination of the words "ravaged" "mangled" and "dick".
"Did you hear that sick bastard Seth tried to fuck a pencil sharpener?"
"Yeah, I hear he's got a wicked case of rangledick now."
"Yeah, I hear he's got a wicked case of rangledick now."
Rangledick by Certain Lee May 12, 2017
ringleader
1. Owner, leader, or otherwise top of the ladder in an organization.
2. Title given out by moustachio Australian men with guns.
2. Title given out by moustachio Australian men with guns.
1. The don was the ringleader of the syndicate.
2. Now you! You're the ringleader! OOOHHSIVVAHOJJIHAHVAAHHAHWOOOOHHHH! Go get in the fridge! Go on now, get in back in the schools! You don't understand that, get back in the schools or they'll think you're summa my business you know what I... heh heh heh shhh heh.
GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!
2. Now you! You're the ringleader! OOOHHSIVVAHOJJIHAHVAAHHAHWOOOOHHHH! Go get in the fridge! Go on now, get in back in the schools! You don't understand that, get back in the schools or they'll think you're summa my business you know what I... heh heh heh shhh heh.
GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!
ringleader by Oplem June 9, 2005
short ringed
When calling someone's mobile phone and the caller is sent to voicemail after just one ring. If the phone was off, it would go to voicemail immediately. Short ringing means the receiver does not care to talk to the caller.
Friend 1: I was trying to call my girlfriend, but it went to voicemail after only one ring. I guess she doesn't want to talk to me.
Friend 2: Dude, you just got short ringed.
Friend 2: Dude, you just got short ringed.
short ringed by reveren December 22, 2013
bling-ringed
When your house gets robbed because you posted on social media that you're not at home.
Named after "The Bling Ring", a gang that robbed the homes of celebrities in Hollywood in late 2008/early 2009. "The Bling Ring" is also the name of a 2013 film, based on the story of the gang.
Named after "The Bling Ring", a gang that robbed the homes of celebrities in Hollywood in late 2008/early 2009. "The Bling Ring" is also the name of a 2013 film, based on the story of the gang.
"Would you rather be trolled, catfished or bling-ringed?"
"Paris Hilton's house was bling-ringed three times!"
"Paris Hilton's house was bling-ringed three times!"
bling-ringed by matty-g October 24, 2014
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.