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Shortening of the phrase "reason I'm single." Used to describe reasons why an awesome single girl thinks she can't get a boyfriend.
I puked while giving him a blowjob...ringle.

Woke up with an empty bag of Doritos and a hunk of cheese in my bed...ringle.

He saw my TiVo of all the Nora Roberts Lifetime movies...ringle.

Choosing Taco C over the guy in the bar...ringle.
Ringle by All the Ringle Ladies August 22, 2010
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A combination of "ringing" and "strangling" someone or something with a large amount of pressure.
Tilo says : I hate roosters in the morning, i'm gonna ringle them all! and eat them for dinner.

Wakkawakkawakka - Holy shit! poor roosters!
A cellphone's musical ring tone, esp. an annoying one.
"Jim left his cellphone on his desk, and its damn ringle distracted me all afternoon."
ringle by Hiram Shadrasky August 17, 2007

ringle bell 

When your in church, and a dingleberry slides out of your pant leg right when the bells start to chime. You then pick it up and put it up your vagina.
Laura had a major ringle bell down at the lutherin yesterday.
ringle bell by limby October 24, 2008

Ringle Dingle 

Removing someone’s testicles, but leaving there ballsack (most of the time while they are asleep
“I did such an epic prank! I Ringle Dingled him while he was asleep
Ringle Dingle by Historiananic August 3, 2022

Ringle Dingle 

When you uncontrollably start nutting
Yo did you hear that Matt randomly started to Ringle Dingle
Ringle Dingle by Rizzguy111 May 6, 2024

Ringle Dingle 

A polite phrase that is said to someone who is about to eat. Essentially wishing them a good meal. Interchangeable for the phrase 'bon appetit'
The waiter said "Ringle Dingle!" as he set down the last plate of food
Ringle Dingle by etymologyexpert293 February 2, 2025
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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