Ringle

Shortening of the phrase "reason I'm single." Used to describe reasons why an awesome single girl thinks she can't get a boyfriend.

I puked while giving him a blowjob...ringle.

Woke up with an empty bag of Doritos and a hunk of cheese in my bed...ringle.

He saw my TiVo of all the Nora Roberts Lifetime movies...ringle.

Choosing Taco C over the guy in the bar...ringle.

by All the Ringle Ladies August 22, 2010

ringle

A combination of "ringing" and "strangling" someone or something with a large amount of pressure.

Tilo says : I hate roosters in the morning, i'm gonna ringle them all! and eat them for dinner.

Wakkawakkawakka - Holy shit! poor roosters!

by Yoelakazam & Wiggazard May 11, 2008

ringle

A cellphone's musical ring tone, esp. an annoying one.

"Jim left his cellphone on his desk, and its damn ringle distracted me all afternoon."

by Hiram Shadrasky August 17, 2007

ringle bell

When your in church, and a dingleberry slides out of your pant leg right when the bells start to chime. You then pick it up and put it up your vagina.

Laura had a major ringle bell down at the lutherin yesterday.

by limby October 24, 2008

Ringle Dingle

Removing someone’s testicles, but leaving there ballsack (most of the time while they are asleep

“I did such an epic prank! I Ringle Dingled him while he was asleep

by Historiananic August 3, 2022

Ringle Dingle

When you uncontrollably start nutting

Yo did you hear that Matt randomly started to Ringle Dingle

by Rizzguy111 May 6, 2024

Ringle Dingle

A polite phrase that is said to someone who is about to eat. Essentially wishing them a good meal. Interchangeable for the phrase 'bon appetit'

The waiter said "Ringle Dingle!" as he set down the last plate of food

by etymologyexpert293 February 2, 2025