An extremely obese maths teacher with the world largest fat hairy nippons that uncontrollably produce excessive amounts of full fat
milk in order to release stress in the upper section of the man-boob and also this
milk would somehow defy gravity and tend to splash against his top lip and create a small ripple for all of the class to look at and laugh. He also has an inhuman addiction to using the term 'top
set year 10' constantly which in Chinese translates to 'fat over-weight left bollock that sits in a
beat-up
chair with several board pens inserted into his arse hole in
one go while he also sits there pouring a cold pot-noodle into his fat soggy mangina that further leaks of yogurt juice'. Hes also fat...
Mr Richards:Have all of you fags got your equipment?
Student:No you fucking cuntbag ive lost my ruler.
Mr Richards:What a fucking
shame you
fat cunt, 'your top
set year 10'
Student:Fuck