Definitions by ollie

asher syndrome 

The distinct inability to get your shit together.

"shiet son he ain't got no employment, spends his day fapping to comics and watching Marvel trailers."

"damn, kids got Asher Syndrome"

asher syndrome by OLLIE November 17, 2014

shank 

A hybrid word derived from "wank" and "shit", meaning to shit and polish the monkey whilst doing so.

I hate a great shank this morning. Cleaned out the pipes.

shank by Ollie January 3, 2009

scotch 

this is addressed to the person who submitted the definition on mar 7th 2003. people who aren't from scotland quite often call scotsmen "scotch".

"you winging scotch twat"

scotch by ollie June 22, 2006

Your mum's yeast infection 

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

Your mum's yeast infection by Ollie December 29, 2005

monnington 

To mince around aimlessly, often with previously unseen bodily parts on full display (e.g. pubic wig, stretched scrotum, dangling penis, starfish)

Oh my God he's doing a monnington! I can see his tiny dong hanging below his hotpants!

monnington by Ollie May 4, 2005

bastidio 

An increasingly common Spanglish term used in jest to label someone as a the illegitimate offspring of a slag and manwhore

Carlos, el bastidio!

bastidio by Ollie April 13, 2005

mincenator 

An exceedingly camp homosexual who dominates the gay community, spreading his cum among as many queers as possible

That Rodney, he's a real mincenator. Keep away from him Ken, won't you?

mincenator by Ollie April 13, 2005