Dude 1: "Dude my ass hurts so much!!"
Dude 2: "Why?"
Dude 1: "
My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night"
Dude 2: "
Damn, how did she talk you into that?"
Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican
Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "So worth it"