Revitiligo is the reverse of vitiligo, a condition which causes depigmentation of the skin. In the case of revitiligo the skin gets darker instead of lighter. The most common known sufferer of revitiligo is Uncle Ruckus from the television program The Boondocks.
"You ever heard of vitiligo? Shoot, well I got revitiligo. Every year my skin seems to get blacker, and darker, and blacker, and then more darker. It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson's got, lucky bastard."
-Uncle Ruckus
(noun) An inferior substitute for in-person schooling after it is cancelled, possibly due to a Pandemic or something.
Thanks to Coronavirus, my whole class switched to remote learning. Now every morning I watch my teachers through a gritty, laggy webcam and receive an inferior education, but I still get to pay the same ridiculously high tuition!
A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.
It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.