Skip to main content
To be random and retarded simutaneously
"That was retandom" or This game has the most retandom games ever!
retandom by Poet Girl 96 May 23, 2011

retardomondo 

See: retard, mondo.

Super retarded. Like a living fart with no education and self-inflicted brain damage.
"You know who's a Retardomondo?"
"Who, pray tell?"
"*insert name of an idiot you know*."
"fo sho"
retardomondo by Keyser_So_So June 12, 2005

Retardom 

Retardom is a word used by my retarted brother when he was tryna diss me while I called him a lil Oompa Loompa lookin ass overgrown 8 year old dumb shit that does nothing but sit on his ass and jack off to a poster of sonic the hedgehog
Us: *Doing the crab walk towards retard*
Josh: have you guys got tested for retardom?
Retardom by Dundermawk cann June 8, 2018

retardomungas 

One who is the most astonishingly stupid among a group of people. Someone who draws attention to themselves by displaying their stupidity in public.
Frank was a real retardomungas last night at the club- apparently he THINKS he can really dance well.
retardomungas by Celeste Wernsman December 9, 2008

Retardomasochism 

The process of Emotionally-motivated buying up of a 70% cliff drop 'Dip' on a meme stock with funds secured by student loans and/or 11% interest-on-the-principle- per month credit loans after having sold one's car and Mother's wedding ring to buy in initially at a grossly artificially inflated ATH to which said stock will never return to the end of affronting Hedge funds which will inevitably cover their losses regardless and who are insulated from real market forces by the very bureaucracies and Politicians one believes will save the day.
Man, the GME gang clinging on to Gamestop like an ape with a cupcake formed out of its own shit is definitional Retardomasochism.
Retardomasochism by Phucko February 4, 2021

retardomonous 

1.really stupid or "retarded" when it comes to everyday life
2. a name used to call someone when there acting "retarded"
3.A superhero who doesnt know how count to two and can't identify the color orange.
4.A dinosuar with one leg and seven arms.
1.You are acting so retardomonous.
2.I seen the retardomonous yesterday, he didnt know what color an orange was.
3.I saw a retardomonous in the musuem.
retardomonous by Saboosh April 6, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
Load more