JPonSaturday's definitions

Hot Redondo

The act of 3 people riding one tandem bicycle, as the front person steers, while the back two engage in sexual intercourse.

Jen was intrigued when her fiancé suggested they try a Hot Redondo while bicycling along the beach.

by JPonSaturday May 20, 2017

Vuda

Veiny upper dick area

While scrolling through Instagram at work, Jen quickly closed the app after a seeing that a former classmate-turned-"bodybuilder" posted a suggestive selfie complete with his exposed vuda.

by JPonSaturday July 4, 2017

Shiglbit

A big old shit

I was afraid I was going to have a no-tp clog when I looked down and saw a shiglbit filling the bowl.

by JPonSaturday September 10, 2020

Taint Strip

The female equivalent of name-calling a male a douche bag.

This entitled girl believes backwards hats and cargo shorts are attractive, what a taint strip!

by JPonSaturday February 29, 2020