Definitions by TheRubric

Retund 

To be fat again.

My husband got a great gym membership, and he used it for a while. But now he is retund.

Retund by TheRubric April 21, 2009

Zenni Theorem 

The price of eyeglasses from web-based optics low-baller Zenni Optical is proportionate to the ugliness of the frames. So, cheap glasses tend to be basic and acceptable, while the unattractiveness of the frames rises with the price.

Did you see those 29 dollars glasses. Certainly victims of the Zenni Theorem.

Zenni Theorem by TheRubric October 12, 2008