Retoft

A Retoft is a worker who might otherwise be called a "Retard" when they do something stupid or just wont have a go, however the "ard" in Retard sounds like "hard" These people don't deserve this high honour of being a "retard" because they are just too SOFT. Calling these people a Retard would be insulting to the genuinely disadvantaged.

Why can't this Retoft just get the job done without complaining, Just have a go... Oh, if you hurt yourself, suck it up!!

Retoft by Angryboss_77 May 9, 2025

retortoise 

Someone who thinks of a witty response too late for it to be funny. A combination of the word retort and tortoise.

That would have been funny five minutes ago, too bad you're a retortoise.

retortoise by JuanNephrota August 14, 2012

Retort 

- verb

1) To reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to.

2) To return (an accusation, epithet, etc.) upon the person uttering it.

3) To answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.

- noun

4) A severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.

5) A glass device used for distillation or dry distillation in chemistry.

6) A furnace used for cremating dead bodies.

7) An industrial pressure cooker.

Andre- Yo, man. I think that bitch I was hittin' last night put the burn on me, man.

Archibald- Perhaps you should refrain, forhtwith, from engaging in intimate relations with your mother. (retort)

Andre- Fuck you, man. (also retort)

blub blub blub (also also retort)

fwooooooosh! (also also also retort)

Retort by Speak and Spell February 28, 2009

Retonto 

A term originating in South Louisiana, and primarily used in such (i.e. by Baton Rouge rappers such as Lil Phat and Lil Boosie).

Retonto is a disambiguation of 'retarded' in a context meaning 'dumb', 'stupid', 'crazy', etc. It originates as a cross-language compound word consisting of the English word 'Retarded' and the word 'Tonto' which, in Spanish and Italian means 'Dumb' or 'Silly', and in some Native American languages means 'wild one'.

Therefore, Retonto is essentially a cross between 'Retarded', 'Dumb', and 'Wild'.

"Them boys don't go HAM, they go straight Retonto"

"Baton Rouge is straight Retonto"

Retonto by BR Phat June 13, 2013

Retorted 

Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.

Bob: you have no chill

Bill: Yeah, well... YOUR MOM!

Bob: Are you retorted?

Retorted by xJoshAndStuffx October 19, 2014

retoots 

adj.
Short for "retarded", as in "crazy good."

"Where should we eat tonight?"
"Let's go to East Side's, their selection of pasta is retoots."

retoots by MADSTA_ January 21, 2010

Retortise 

When you are so slow that it defies retarted

Oh that Johnny is so Retortise

Retortise by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 September 5, 2018