Retortise 

When you are so slow that it defies retarted

Oh that Johnny is so Retortise

Retortise by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 September 5, 2018

retortoise 

Someone who thinks of a witty response too late for it to be funny. A combination of the word retort and tortoise.

That would have been funny five minutes ago, too bad you're a retortoise.

retortoise by JuanNephrota August 14, 2012

retartistry 

The art of being retarded; Stupidity so profound it becomes an art form.

George Bush's tenure as president is marred by acts of sheer retartistry.

retartistry by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 30, 2008

retartistry 

The art of being retarded; Stupidity so profound it becomes an art form.

George Bush's tenure as president is marked by sheer retartistry.

retartistry by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 29, 2008

Resortist 

Someone who goes or spends time at a resort.

The resortist walks to the pool to tan in the sun.

Resortist by Kkkellie April 13, 2017

Retartist 

An artist with drawing so bad that it's a wonder that you can tell what is happening

That drawing is so bad bro, you're a retartist.

Retartist by ACEcaptainT May 31, 2017

retartired 

being tired to the point of feeling and behaving in a mentally retarded way

"I only got 2 hrs of sleep last night, feeling pretty retartired today"

retartired by Immigrant Chong April 17, 2014