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retortoise 

Someone who thinks of a witty response too late for it to be funny. A combination of the word retort and tortoise.
That would have been funny five minutes ago, too bad you're a retortoise.
retortoise by JuanNephrota August 14, 2012

retartistry 

The art of being retarded; Stupidity so profound it becomes an art form.
George Bush's tenure as president is marred by acts of sheer retartistry.

retartistry 

The art of being retarded; Stupidity so profound it becomes an art form.
George Bush's tenure as president is marked by sheer retartistry.

Resortist 

Someone who goes or spends time at a resort.
The resortist walks to the pool to tan in the sun.
Resortist by Kkkellie April 13, 2017

Retartist 

An artist with drawing so bad that it's a wonder that you can tell what is happening
That drawing is so bad bro, you're a retartist.
Retartist by ACEcaptainT May 31, 2017

retartired 

being tired to the point of feeling and behaving in a mentally retarded way
"I only got 2 hrs of sleep last night, feeling pretty retartired today"
retartired by Immigrant Chong April 17, 2014