Definitions by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69

Tori

Tori is the perfect person. She is beautiful, kind, smart, cute, and caring. If tori was a song she’d be “perfect” by Ed Sheeran. Anyone would be lucky to know her

Hayden worked really hard on this to show Tori how perfect and awesome she is

Tori by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 August 27, 2019

The Browns

The greatest NFL team in history. They go 16-0 every year and always win the super bowl

The Browns are better than the Patriots

The Browns by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 September 11, 2018

Jimbo

The greatest person on earth. If you meet someone named Jimbo. You just met a super star. A Jimbo is a star rapper, edgy AF, and can send memes like a boss

I wish that I was friends with Jimbo because of how cool he is!

Jimbo by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 September 11, 2018

Retortise

When you are so slow that it defies retarted

Oh that Johnny is so Retortise

Retortise by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 September 5, 2018