retortoise

Someone who thinks of a witty response too late for it to be funny. A combination of the word retort and tortoise.

That would have been funny five minutes ago, too bad you're a retortoise.

by JuanNephrota August 14, 2012

retortoise

someone who is slower and more retarded than a tortoise

rob: what'd you get on the math test
Jimmy: a 12%
rob: you're such a retortoise

by BigBlackManFucker12789 February 15, 2023