retortoise 

Someone who thinks of a witty response too late for it to be funny. A combination of the word retort and tortoise.

That would have been funny five minutes ago, too bad you're a retortoise.

retortoise by JuanNephrota August 14, 2012

retortoise 

someone who is slower and more retarded than a tortoise

rob: what'd you get on the math test
Jimmy: a 12%
rob: you're such a retortoise

retortoise by BigBlackManFucker12789 February 15, 2023

Retortise 

When you are so slow that it defies retarted

Oh that Johnny is so Retortise

Retortise by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 September 5, 2018

Retorosekushiaru

Retorosekushiaru

Japanese for Retro-Sexual

Also a common nickname for people named Ryan trying to impress, and become the boyfriend of, a girl who goes by Mayu. (see Mayu) Also the nickname does mean it's definition in english see below.

Retro-Sexual is -

Metro-Sexual for people that don't like Metro Station.

Shimo- Ryan your so Metro-Sexual

Mayu- Yeeeaah

Ryan- No..

Shimo and Mayu - Yeaahhh you can't deny it

Ryan- Yes I can, I'm not Metro-Sexual, I'm RETROSEXUAL! Although, I prefer Retorosekushiaru

Retorosekushiaru by Ryntak March 10, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019