Retarondo 

derived from political correctness in Southern Illinois regarding the use of the word retard and its derivatives retarded, and retarding.

–verb (used with object) 1. to suffer from bad interpretation of spoken use of the word retard or its derivatives; politically incorrect use of the word retard; to speak the word retard without thought of consequence; as in "It's a shame he said retarded when he meant unwise, that is such a retarondo.

–verb (used without object) 2. to be misunderstood.

It's a shame he said retarded when he meant unwise, that is such a retarondo.

Be careful, this could end up retarondo.

Retarondo by MiJiPer February 5, 2010

Retardo Eduardo 

Eduardo Gutierrez

Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.

Retardo Eduardo by YaBoiGaribaldi August 8, 2019

Retardo DaVinci 

1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.

2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.

Who drew this stick figure, Retardo DaVinci?

Retardo DaVinci by KennyRex January 27, 2011

El Retardo

A person who is 'CHIA' like. This person will make the most outlandish excuses for his actions. ie: "the pen wrote it down wrong." or "I entered it right, the computer must of changed it."

A person who will make mistakes and will blame everyone else for his incompetence.

He also may flake.

Did you see 'El Retardo' put his windshield wipers on upside down.

El Retardo by The Jerk 29 January 12, 2008

captain retardo

One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.

Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.

captain retardo by my buddies January 19, 2009

Ricky Retardo 

1. Name to call a friend or foe when they have done something stupid.
2. Reference to retard or loid.

Hey Ricky Retardo, how about putting your finger in the light socket while yer at it.

Ricky Retardo by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Retardo 

1. An extreme retard, of possibly spanish descent.

2. A person of subnormal intelligence.

3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.

4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.

Jack : The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

Daya : You are a fucking retardo.

Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???

Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a

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Retardo by zingeraddict October 4, 2011