Retarand
Retarand (noun)
A slang term for a girl who’s a little clueless and also a little too flirty for her own good. Someone who mixes being naïve with being overly loose in how they act.
A slang term for a girl who’s a little clueless and also a little too flirty for her own good. Someone who mixes being naïve with being overly loose in how they act.
Example 1:
“Everyone knew she was a retarand when she forgot her own birthday party and still tried to flirt with the DJ.”
Example 2:
“That retarand thought posting one TikTok made her famous enough to quit her job.”
Example 3:
“Bro, don’t fall for that retarand — she’s sweet but has no clue what she’s doing.”
Example 4:
“After texting five guys the same night, she proved once again she’s a total retarand.”
“Everyone knew she was a retarand when she forgot her own birthday party and still tried to flirt with the DJ.”
Example 2:
“That retarand thought posting one TikTok made her famous enough to quit her job.”
Example 3:
“Bro, don’t fall for that retarand — she’s sweet but has no clue what she’s doing.”
Example 4:
“After texting five guys the same night, she proved once again she’s a total retarand.”
Retarand by cooljack32 August 17, 2025
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