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Retarand (noun)
A slang term for a girl who’s a little clueless and also a little too flirty for her own good. Someone who mixes being naïve with being overly loose in how they act.
Example 1:
“Everyone knew she was a retarand when she forgot her own birthday party and still tried to flirt with the DJ.”

Example 2:
“That retarand thought posting one TikTok made her famous enough to quit her job.”

Example 3:
“Bro, don’t fall for that retarand — she’s sweet but has no clue what she’s doing.”

Example 4:
“After texting five guys the same night, she proved once again she’s a total retarand.”
Retarand by cooljack32 August 17, 2025
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Retarand (noun)
A slang term for a girl who’s a little clueless and also a little too flirty for her own good. Someone who mixes being naïve with being overly loose in how they act.
Example 1:
“Everyone knew she was a retarand when she forgot her own birthday party and still tried to flirt with the DJ.”

Example 2:
“That retarand thought posting one TikTok made her famous enough to quit her job.”

Example 3:
“Bro, don’t fall for that retarand — she’s sweet but has no clue what she’s doing.”

Example 4:
“After texting five guys the same night, she proved once again she’s a total retarand.”
Retarand by cooljack32 August 17, 2025
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Retardando 

Wow! Ross really is the retardando.

retardando 

the misspelling of the REAL word- ritardando. Retardando is not a slang or real word, just the way someone who has no knowlege of music would spell it.

Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.
You are a retard if you spell the word ritardando like retardando.
retardando by DoubleXM July 11, 2007

Retardando 

Hey yo you see that retardando over there amigo

Retardando 

A retarded man, mainly applies to Mexicans.
You messed up again you stupid Mexican. Go hop back over the fence Retardando.

retardando 

god kes, you are such a retardando!
retardando by kookoo May 10, 2006
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